Eve buttoned her shirt
she didn't mean to flirt
what if she made a few comments about Ernie and Bert
that shouldn’t hurt
but Howard was alert
Eve what are you up to
nothing Howard
here have some dessert
cutting him a slice of pie
howard :
well i’m no expert on the subject
but if you ask me
the Muppets are just puppets
except for Miss Piggy of course
she’s a pretty skirt
to herself
i love it when he asserts himself
some people skirt the issues
but he goes right for paydirt
love,
eve & howard
she didn't mean to flirt
what if she made a few comments about Ernie and Bert
that shouldn’t hurt
but Howard was alert
Eve what are you up to
nothing Howard
here have some dessert
cutting him a slice of pie
howard :
well i’m no expert on the subject
but if you ask me
the Muppets are just puppets
except for Miss Piggy of course
she’s a pretty skirt
to herself
i love it when he asserts himself
some people skirt the issues
but he goes right for paydirt
love,
eve & howard