howard :
help
i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
911 operator :
sure you can
there’s plenty of good looking women out there
just pick up your cell phone and start callin’ them
howard :
but i don’t have any phone numbers
911 operator :
are you stallin’ them?
howard :
no it’s not that
it’s just that the power to say yes
is all in them
operator are you still there?
hold on a second sir
i’m going to have to let you talk to our specialist
after a few moments
eve :
hello sir?
howard :
hello
my name is Eve
just stay calm
think of something relaxing
like the palm trees in Beverly Hills
are you doing that?
howard :
yes
eve :
good
now
tell me
what is it about this girl Beverly that thrills you so much
love,
eve & howard
help
i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
911 operator :
sure you can
there’s plenty of good looking women out there
just pick up your cell phone and start callin’ them
howard :
but i don’t have any phone numbers
911 operator :
are you stallin’ them?
howard :
no it’s not that
it’s just that the power to say yes
is all in them
operator are you still there?
hold on a second sir
i’m going to have to let you talk to our specialist
after a few moments
eve :
hello sir?
howard :
hello
my name is Eve
just stay calm
think of something relaxing
like the palm trees in Beverly Hills
are you doing that?
howard :
yes
eve :
good
now
tell me
what is it about this girl Beverly that thrills you so much
love,
eve & howard